Sunday, July 24, 2011

The romance author's recipe for making love with author Killian McRae


The Romantic Author’s Recipe for Making Love



Ingredients:
1 Hero
1 Heroine
1 Love, well blended
1-2 Obstacles to love
3-5 Settings (at least one with a bed)
1 clove of temptation
1 teaspoon of contempt (measure carefully, or recipe will turn bitter)
A handful of supporting characters
A pinch each of:
-lust

-tenderness

-desire

Preheat oven, and grease the plot with enough back story so nothing will stick once things get heated. In well-seasoned setting, gently fold in hero and heroine. Do not over mix. Blend in contempt and temptation- sparingly. Leave set one scene. In separate, smaller setting, prepare supporting characters. Batter will be lumpy. (Per author’s taste, fruits or nuts can be added at this stage.)  Crack and add one to two obstacles to love, and fold both into the hero-heroine setting. Add in setting with bed, before pouring contents into well-formed plot. Cook at 350 degrees for twenty pages. Remove from oven, sprinkle over with lust, desire, and tenderness. Continue cooking at 450  degrees for additional sixty to eighty pages.  Cooking will be done when indicator is erect. BE CAREFUL NOT TO OVERCOOK! Recipe should emerge from oven soft and moist. Allow to cool briefly before frosting with well-blended love and putting on paper. Serve warm to eager readers.



Killian McRae is the author of the scifi-suspense 12.21.12, and of the upcoming historical romance A Love by any Measure and YA fantasy Tallis. 

You can find more info about Killian at:





14 comments:

Tessa said...

Very nice!

Jennifer Lane said...

Clever! I like fruits and nuts in my romance recipes. ;) And I definitely need my sous chef (editor) to remind me not to overcook the story.

Nicki Elson said...

Hehehe. Very clever.

Kaitlyn said...

Lol. Cute post.

-Kaitlyn
Nocturnal Readings

Linda Cunningham said...

Very clever, good piece of writing. Very fun!

Judy said...

Oh that is so cute!! Thanks for your post.

Judy
magnolias_1[AT]MSN[DOT]COM

Meredith said...

Oh, my, that's clever, Killian! I don't even know which line I liked best, there were so many cute ones! Very nice!

inga said...

Hmm, that sounds great!
Thanks for the post!

Robin said...

Looks like a surefire recipe!

Robin D
robindpdx (at) yahoo (dot) com

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